Michael Davies

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ON A PLATE

 

A short film

 

Desperate to clinch a great review, sassy restaurant boss Donna discovers just how far she’s prepared to go to get what she wants.

 

 

 

The world of the restaurateur is a cutthroat business at the best of times. DONNA PRIMAVERA, 35, may be strong, stylish and single-minded, but she’s under no illusions about the struggle she faces to get her newly-opened place on the map in contemporary London.

 

She’s got the food covered, thanks to her top Italian chef. She’s nailed the ambience, courtesy of a small fortune spent on fixtures and fittings. Quality of service shouldn’t be an issue after the drilling she’s put her staff through.

 

So what could be more appealing than a stunning review in one of the better guides to good eating in the capital?

 

When Donna identifies lone diner MR PORTER, 45, as just such a food critic, she watches in dumbstruck horror as clumsy waitress HARRIET PICKLES, 19, threatens to derail the entire operation. The incident with the soup spoon looks set to escalate when Harriet’s attempt at a subtle clean-up turns a spot into a smear. And when Donna intervenes to take personal charge of the important customer, her own private skirmish with a hostile white blouse plunges her still deeper into misery.

 

With the odds now firmly stacked against her, Donna takes decisive action – and surprises herself with the lengths to which she’ll go to keep her man happy.

 

But the sexy and sassy short On A Plate isn’t just a comedy of ethics: it has a glint in its eye and a gleeful twist in the tail.

 

 

For the full script, click here.